Most Amusing calls from Omaha Police Scanner
Caller to 911 says someone threw ice cream at him.#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 22, 2018
UNO Security needs OPD for a student with the Marijuana. #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 22, 2018
Caller to 911 says his brother is threatening to kill him and his brother has been smoking the marijuana all day. #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 21, 2018
The caller says he is "holding his member" in the lobby of the Old Market Lofts. #exposing #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 21, 2018
Party gave blood earlier and has had one mixed drink and now is falling out of the chair.#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 21, 2018
They are using the Apple Watch to locate the suspect. #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 12, 2018
Caller to 911 says her daycare lady was being very rude and mean to her today and the she closed the door on her and she is an addict. #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 12, 2018
Some guy yelling at himself at the bus stop at 120th and Q. #OmahaScanner— Mean Streets Millard (@MeanStsMillard) December 22, 2017
Fight at the Old Mattress Factory involving a "male in a colorful suit." #OmahaScanner— Dan Golden (@_DanGolden) December 16, 2017
6-year-old has his arm stuck in a candy machine. #OmahaScanner— Dan Golden (@_DanGolden) December 16, 2017
Caller sees mystical creatures #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) December 10, 2017
Be advised caller didn't know his own phone #. #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) November 30, 2017
Suspected exposer assaulting caller's husband when he confronted him. Now husband & friends assaulting dude with his tallywacker out. #TomFuckery #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) November 23, 2017
"We have a possible issue with a hog on the roadway." #omahascanner— Andrew Nelson (@nelson_aj) November 10, 2015
Male, just staring into the trash can #omahascanner— Andrew Nelson (@nelson_aj) December 5, 2015
Something about a caller who wants to report a stolen truck... He also said he was "the chosen one."#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) May 29, 2016
"Wait, he has hair now?! You said he was bald!" #OmahaScanner #cantmakethisup— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) July 19, 2016
Dude cant poop. #omahascanner @MeanStreetsOMA— Daniel Rich (@DanFromVirginia) August 20, 2016
"She parked her car and is now chasing a cat around the dumpster" #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) September 17, 2016
"'The suspect is a white male armed with a cane, the victim is a white male wearing a tuxedo in the parking lot." #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) August 28, 2016
@MeanStreetsOMA Velveeta is assaulting people in her front yard with her walker #OmahaScanner— 🦅THIS Year Eagles🦅 (@NxtYearEagles) October 8, 2016
911 caller says his neighbor across the street is brainwashing him. #omahascanner— OWH Cops Reporters (@OWHCrime) November 12, 2016
— Operator 28👨💻 (@nocturnalE911) December 2, 2016
"A male has left in a Santa suit. Possibly intoxicated." #OmahaScanner— Andrew Nelson (@nelson_aj) December 22, 2016
"Intoxicated male fell and smacked his face on a bench. Is now bleeding profusely."#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) January 4, 2017
He's no longer punching the tree, he's now hugging it. #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) February 6, 2017
"Engine 1 to dispatch... this is not a trash fire, this is a candlelight vigil."#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) February 17, 2017
24th & Jones Street
Mom knows her underage daughter is drinking, "she wants her daughter arrested and then she'll pick her up from jail." #omahascanner— OWH Cops Reporters (@OWHCrime) March 4, 2017
"He said is unaware that he can't shoot his gun off in the city and will continue the behavior" #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) March 21, 2017
Something about a male that has the government after him and is driving 100+ MPH while live streaming it on Facebook.#OmahaScanner— CleanStreets Omaha (@CleanStreetOMA) April 2, 2017
Male in red shorts wearing a belt that says "boobies" was bleeding from an assault near 15th & Farnam St. & refused a report.#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) April 23, 2017
"A male with eyebrow tattoos asked the caller to steal speakers in exchange for meth. The caller declined the offer."#OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) May 4, 2017
"His wife threw a computer charger at his face, dumped a beer on his head, and they've all been drinking." #OmahaScanner— MeanStreets Omaha (@MeanStreetsOMA) May 4, 2017
throwing gang signs at your Mom. #happymothersday #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) May 13, 2017
2 males arguing over squirrels at Royalwood Apts pool #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) June 16, 2017
If I was gonna steal from Family Dollar it sure as hell wouldn't be cookies & beef jerky! #OmahaScanner— debra domayer (@thefirstbrat12) July 4, 2017
Somebody walking around yelling "Kill all the white people" near Bucky's. #omahascanner— OWH Cops Reporters (@OWHCrime) June 17, 2017
